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Sources confirmed that during the tirade, each mother crept away until the only person left listening was a dutiful - but equally as wasted - bartender, who was in fact stuck in his stationary location.Īttempts to reach Williams’ kids, Tom and Ali, were unsuccessful. Williams then reportedly launched into a 20-minute expose of her children’s dirtbag lifestyles, detailing global travel, mountains climbed, breaks surfed, rivers run, dogs loved, and arrests made. “They seemed very uncomfortable, and one of them tried to clarify, asking: ‘Yes, but, what do they do…?’ “I told them that my kids ‘wash dishes, live in trucks and ski pow,’ and then, it got real quiet,” Williams recounted. When finally forced to divulge what her children had done with their 20’s, the tipsy mother allegedly pulled no punches. “I was sick of hearing about their kids’ banking and tech jobs,” Williams told TGR in an exclusive interview, “so I just told those bitches the truth - and it felt good!” I told them that my kids wash dishes, live in trucks, and ski pow, and then, it got real quiet. RELATED: Man Hospitalized After Contracting Peter Pan SyndromeĪccording to eyewitnesses, the Maine-based mother quietly listened to her socialite cohorts compare their children’s social and monetary status for approximately 23 minutes (and two-and-a-half double margs) before letting loose. The ladies forced Williams involvement in a rhetorical pissing contest to determine whose offspring was best meeting capitalism’s standards of success. Using euphemisms such as “living the dream” and “30 is the new 20” to describe her kids’ lack of financial and professional ambition, 57-year-old Connie Williams was cornered by several pretentious moms. A wealthy mother suffered a social shaming Wednesday after she was forced to disclose her two 20-something adult children are complete dirtbags. Tipsy mother of ski bums Connie Williams uses abrasive honesty to confound fellow partygoers into awkward social submission.








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